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Cake puns in 2025

What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!

Everyone was silent when the teachers stepped in. Only the cake eater rose to the occasion and broke the silence.

The favourite birthday cake for an elf is shortcake.

Why do French bakers only use one egg when they bake a cake? Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!

What’s a balanced diet like? A slice of cake in each hand!

Young cakes that fail to pay heat to their mother will end up being baked for the party.

The type of cake that will help soothe your cold is a cough-ee cake.

Giving that cake speech is giving me batter-flies in my stomach.

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!

What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.

Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.

After the incident, it took the cake owner a long time to crumb to his sense.

Mike has 12 cakes and he eats 7 of them. What does he now have? The answer is, diabetes.

I wrote my diploma dessert-ation on cake puns.

What’s sweet and goes woof? Pupcakes!

What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? “What’s eating you?”

Nowadays, carrot never attend social gatherings because they fear being baked into cakes.

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