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Cake puns in 2025

Why did those warm sweet desserts disappear from the store so fast? They were selling like hot cakes.

What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria? A stomach-cake!

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!

Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes? It’s impossible to light them on the bottom

Everything was fantastic save for the cake. It was as hard as a rock because it was marble cake.

What does a bad partner have in common with cake? They will dessert you.

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it’s been sliced.

Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.

Oventually, the taste of the cake is in the eating.

If you want to get a pickle-flavor birthday cake, then you will need to relish every bit of it.

Are you throwing cake insults at me? Remember that sticks and stones may bake my bones but that won’t hurt me.

What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?

What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?

It was not a surprise that the queen cake decided to rule with an iron feast.

What type of cake do Australians like? Up-side-down cake.

Losing weight sucks because you can’t have your cake and eat it too.

Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: Next time, take off the candles

What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!

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