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Cake puns in 2024

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it’s been sliced.

Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.

I was on the beach and got hit by a massive wave of cake It was a tiramisunami.

What type of cakes do you find in men’s washrooms? Urinal cakes.

What do you sing to cows on their birthdays? Happy birthday to moo…

What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.

Today, the focus is on pro-oven-tative medicine as opposed to curative ones.

I nearly missed cake day and so glad I didn’t because that would have been so crumby.

If you eat too many cakes, then you gain weight, and that is your just desserts.

What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes? Desserted

Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.

Even when it was intimidated by onlookers, the cake never baked dine, but kept on chasing the intruder.

I do my best to make a pound cake but I get it wrong just by a few ounces.

Why did those warm sweet desserts disappear from the store so fast? They were selling like hot cakes.

What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria? A stomach-cake!

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!

Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes? It’s impossible to light them on the bottom

Everything was fantastic save for the cake. It was as hard as a rock because it was marble cake.

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