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Camping puns in 2025

Axe and you shall receive

The last time I went camping, the wind blew my tent away. We’re not in canvas anymore.

Built An Emergency Shelter Out Of Cereal Boxes.
– Called It My Snap, Crackle, And Pop-Up Tent

What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?
– Still no eye deer!

You need a change of altitude!

Relax!
– You’re too tents.

I went to buy a camouflage tent the other day.

– I couldn’t find any.

Spiders love to go camping, especially when they get to go fly fishing.

Taking a break from camping to catch summer rays

These boots were made for hikin’

Are you oak-ay?
– Yeah, I’m pine!

Wood you please start a fire?

How do trees access the internet?

– They log in.

I decided to look at the constellations while I was camping.
– It was in-tents stargazing.

Going camping, be back never if I can help it.

First branch, then brunch

Let’s go camping, just for the hill of it!

It only costs a few bucks to get into our local aquarium if you’re camping nearby or dressed as a dolphin.

– Yup, for all in tents and porpoises, it’s free!

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