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Candle puns in 2024

I was trying to think of a way to make candles burn longer. My dad just told me, “you can’t, because they burn shorter”.

I just want to tell you GOOD – LIGHT

You are aged to perfection.

I wanted to start a candle making company. But my family didn’t think it would be a good idea. I kept assuring them that it makes scents.

CANDLE with care

Flying LIGHT is also like an art

This Halloween, Gucci sold out all of their $500 scented candles. Some people seem to have so many dollars but not enough scents.

He actually SCANDLEISED my life

You know you are getting older when the candles don’t fit on the cake.

My local football team loses more matches than when I try to light my candle in the dark.

This LIGHT you actually made the most memorable one for me

Looking 50 is great! If you’re 60.

There was an assassin that only used candles as his weapon. His name was John Wick.

Can you CANDLE me for life time

What are you LIGHTING in your book

The high achieving candle on my table went out by itself. Well, it was working well until it had a burn-out.

Those rumours about you SCANDLEISED you

I hope the only things that blow are candles and balloons. Have a great birthday!

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