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Candle puns in 2025

There’s a way of lighting candles even when you don’t have matches. You just have to cut a bit off of the candle, so that it becomes a little lighter.

Your LIGHT would be from the International Airport

The candle factory in our neighborhood wasn’t quite profitable. It’s probably because they only made a few scents.

Earth’s inner core is made up of CANDLE and core

Do you want to go to bed bath and beyond and smell unscented candles and tell each other what we think we smell?
– Give me 10 minutes, some Barry white, massage oil and scented candles and I’ll have you believing in the Big Bang!

I tried to look for something to light my candles on Amazon. But all they gave me was 13,749 matches.

I just want one single LIGHT of that cake

I know birthdays get worse as you get older. But look at the bright side — not too many left now.

Candles were used for the first time on a birthday cake by the people who just wanted to make light of their age.

I just flying LIGHT

I bought my sister some candles for her room. It looked pretty lit.

They all CANDLEISED that temple

Birthday candles don’t exercise because they burn out too quickly!

Bought my colleague a candle extinguisher. Getting the gift, he was de-lighted.

I only have a small LIGHT of this dish to offer you

More candles means a bigger wish!

My dad was teaching me how to fix the car but I was just holding the flashlight the entire time. I guess I’ll never be able to hold a candle to him.

Do you know how to fly LIGHT

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