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Candle puns in 2025

I tried to look for something to light my candles on Amazon. But all they gave me was 13,749 matches.

I just want one single LIGHT of that cake

I know birthdays get worse as you get older. But look at the bright side — not too many left now.

Candles were used for the first time on a birthday cake by the people who just wanted to make light of their age.

I just flying LIGHT

I bought my sister some candles for her room. It looked pretty lit.

They all CANDLEISED that temple

Birthday candles don’t exercise because they burn out too quickly!

Bought my colleague a candle extinguisher. Getting the gift, he was de-lighted.

I only have a small LIGHT of this dish to offer you

More candles means a bigger wish!

My dad was teaching me how to fix the car but I was just holding the flashlight the entire time. I guess I’ll never be able to hold a candle to him.

Do you know how to fly LIGHT

All the fathers out there cannot hold a candle to my father. Because for a living, he makes gunpowder.

CANDLEISM is the penal as well as the criminal offence

What goes up but never comes down? Your age!

I was trying to think of a way to make candles burn longer. My dad just told me, “you can’t, because they burn shorter”.

I just want to tell you GOOD – LIGHT

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