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Candy puns in 2024

What do you call a sheep covered in sugar? A candy baa.

The chocolate day was just getting butter as each mo-mint passed by.

Yesterday, I stole half of my friend’s Kit Kat.
Today, they did the same to me. I guess it was Kit for Kat.

Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars.

Lol-ly that  was a good candy pun.

There’s no sugarcoating it: you’re just a backsweet driver.

 I know someone who collects candy canes.
They’re all in mint condition.

The teacher praised her favorite student saying “I’m very fondue you.”

To me, you’re like M&Ms: marvelous and magnificent.

Why did the M&M go to college? He wanted to be a Smartie.

The interrogators soon got a confection out of him.

Just a Skittle something to sweeten your day.

The most common chocolate in the airport is
plane chocolate.

Cane you imagine?

Don’t jump the gum.

I’m trying to get over my chocolate, nuts, and
marshmallows addiction. It’s been a Rocky Road.

A candy lover wrote her dissertation on candy pun and candy sayings.

This candy bar is a real home run. It’s a Baby Ruth.

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