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Car puns in 2025

Drive never done that before

A bad brake

What happens when you put a car and a pet
together? You get a a carpet

Yoda has a Toyoda dealership.

Strike wheel the iron is hot

Russian cars are very unreliable…they are always stalin

Tender loving car

Catch a fuelling star

What happens if you run in front of a car?
You get tyre-d!

I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift. Thing is,
I couldn’t find a manual.

Deep sea data driving

Brake new ground

Why couldn’t the car play football? Because it
only had one boot!

Snakes drive a ana-honda.

Quit wheel you’re ahead

What kind of car does the moon drive?an Eclipse

Rotten to the car.

Fuel as a cucumber

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