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Car puns in 2025

Why couldn’t the car play football? Because it
only had one boot!

Snakes drive a ana-honda.

Quit wheel you’re ahead

What kind of car does the moon drive?an Eclipse

Rotten to the car.

Fuel as a cucumber

How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it!

Car puns are really tiring

Wheel be alright.

Brake a leg

What type of snakes are found on cars?
Windshield Vipers!

Gordon Ramsey has a cool car.It mush be a chef-rolet.

Wheel breaker

What do cars put on their toast for breakfast?
traffic jams.

Here you car.

Fuel help us?

A car-deal-ologist

I was gonna make some car puns…but i ran
out of gas.

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