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Carrot puns in 2025

Keep calm and carrot on!

It was hard to tell when Mr. Carrot had finally died because he was always in a permanent vegetative state at the intensive care unit.

Absolutely, bring any kind of carrot cake you wish.

Why do sailors eat so many carrots?
– It helps them sea better.

It’s now a legal requirement to buy carrots and cabbage together. It’s Cole’s Law.

There is something that is orange and sounds like a parrot. That must be a carrot.

Did you hear about the two bunnies’ engagement?
– One of them got a 10-carrot ring!

Don’t carrot all about what others say, be yourself!

Aldi recently copied Lidl’s idea to reduce their prices on courgettes, cucumbers, carrots, celery, celeriac, cabbage and cauliflower, and now they’re being fined for breaking piracy laws.
– It’s because they sale’d the seven Cs.

Carrots are really good for your eyes. You never see a bunny with glasses!

The world has really changed, and humanity seems to have taken on a new meaningful. People don’t carrot all.

My mind says carrot sticks, but my stomach says carrot cake.

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
– A carrot

If you ever see a carrot at a casino, you can be sure that it’ll be playing bacarrot.

I absolutely carrot live without salads!

Carrots have to grow up very quickly because the carrot weight for the Easter Bunny to resurface.

I don’t always like carrot cake,
– but I always love carrot cake.

what do cars eat?
– CARrots

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