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Carrot puns in 2025

That angry carrot is a real steamed veggie!

Vegetables have their own fears. One of the most feared of all is the scarrot.

What’s a carrot’s favorite movie?
– The Carrot-tie Kid.

What do you call carrots with a vendetta?
– Revengetables

My friend thought he was being smart, and said “Onions are the only food that makes you cry”.
– So I shoved a carrot up his ass

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