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Carrot puns in 2025

A carrot with four sides is called a square root.

One of the proven ways of making a soup rich is by adding at least 14 carrots (karats) to it.

A carrot with right angles is known as a square root.

I’ve never met a problem that carrot cake can’t fix.

My dad rewards me when I earn a good report card, but any “C”s are punished with unbearable dad-jokes.
– He likes to call it the carrot and schtick method of parenting.

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