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Carrot puns in 2025

Aldi recently copied Lidl’s idea to reduce their prices on courgettes, cucumbers, carrots, celery, celeriac, cabbage and cauliflower, and now they’re being fined for breaking piracy laws.
– It’s because they sale’d the seven Cs.

Carrots are really good for your eyes. You never see a bunny with glasses!

The world has really changed, and humanity seems to have taken on a new meaningful. People don’t carrot all.

My mind says carrot sticks, but my stomach says carrot cake.

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
– A carrot

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