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Cat puns in 2024

What do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog show?
– A cat-has-trophy!

I’ve got the paw-er! (power)

Better call in claw-enforcement.

What should you use to comb a cat?
– A catacomb!

That’s just claw-ful.

Why do cats go to school?
– To become litter-ate.

You’re so purr-ty

Stop freaking meowt!

That’s paw-some.

Paw-don (pardon) me if I’m being rude

You an an incredible cat-lete

I’ll have a meow-tini.

What’s a cat’s favorite magazine?
– Good Mousekeeping!

You’re a fur-midable opponent.

What’s a cat’s favorite color?
– Purrple.

My favorite drink?
– Purr-secco

My cat loves “The Sound of Mew-sic”

Don’t fur-get to buy more catnip.

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