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Cereal puns in 2025

So I was trying to convince my friend to try Raisin Bran cereal. He told me there were flaws in my raisining.

The idea that you can merchandise candidates for high office like breakfast cereal – that you can gather votes like box tops – is, I think, the ultimate indignity to the democratic process.

Cereals like wheat can’t trap steam and are made puffy through a process called gun-puffing, invented by Quaker Oats at the beginning of the 20th century.

I don’t eat sugary cereal.

People are always disappointing. Thank god I have cereal.

I won the cereal competition because I had many Trix up my sleeve.

Ain’t no party like a cereal party!

I’m cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!

The Breakfast of Champions isn’t cereal, it’s the competition!

What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box?
“Omg, donut seeds!”

The hippies became another corporate avatar, another mascot selling sugary cereal instead of free love.

I vant to eat your cereal!

When you accidentally step on a cheerio, you become a cereal killer.

Honey Smacks, a quite famous cereal, contains as much sugar as a Dunkin donut does.

I love cereal. I eat several bowls a day, mostly a few late at night.

Be a Fruit Loop in a world of Cheerios.

Q: Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes?
A: The police thought it was a cereal killer.

Cereal is a medium through which we learn to confuse hunger with marketing.

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