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Cereal puns in 2025

So I was trying to convince my friend to try Raisin Bran cereal. He told me there were flaws in my raisining.

When I get excited, I too eat invisible cereal

Somebody finished off my box of cereal today. But there wasn’t a Shreddies of evidence.

Breakfast cereals that come in the same colors as polyester leisure suits make oversleeping a virtue.

Real pain is when you pour yourself a bowl of cereal and there is no milk.

I’m not too fond of not finishing my entire bowl of cereal. I think I have irritable bowl syndrome.

I’m coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs!

Brings out the tiger in you

About two percent of Americans add another cereal to their first, three percent add melted chocolate, four percent add ice cream, seven percent ass water, eight percent add juice, and forty-eight percent Americans add chocolate milk.

You can’t say your favorite kind of cake is a birthday cake, that’s like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.

Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!

A thief’s preferred breakfast choice is steal-cut oats.

Sometimes you actually get caught in the web of things where people are talking about… what kind of breakfast cereal you like.

I don’t eat cereal actually… Frosted Flakes… that’s as close as I can get.

Dude, I would love some cereal right now.

Will eat cereal for breakfast.

Sunday Funday starts with cereal.

The cereal brand Kellogg’s, created Wheat Krispies and Wheat Flakes from homegrown wheat because of import restrictions to feed the Britishers during World War II.

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