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Cereal puns in 2025

There used to be a fourth elf in the Snap, Crackle, Pop trio, known as “Pow!” to represent the huge nutritional value but just appeared in a couple of ads.

You don`t get mood swings from eating cornflakes

People are always disappointing. Thank god I have cereal.

A poodle that only eats cereal is called a corn dog.

Better living through cereal.

When I’m feeling sorry for myself, I’ll eat Lucky Charms cereal. I like having sugar when I’m in that mood.

New Eearios
Breakfast of Champions

You don’t get mood swings from eating cornflakes.

Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids!

Gotta have my Pops!

The Yeti usually has ice Krispies for breakfast.

I heard that Bran, the cereal company, is dying. I think they should go re Bran.

I can cook—have you ever tasted my cereal?

Be a Fruit Loop in a world of Cheerios.

Why does a Wolverine fan pour his cereal on a plate?
– He lost his bowls.

Stays crunchy, even in milk.

Magically delicious!

Back in the day, Trix cereal used to be little fruit shapes. Now they’re just round and boring… What if they’re still fruit shaped, but I just can’t see them because I’m a silly adult rabbit and Trix are for kids?!?!

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