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Cereal puns in 2025

Life is full of surprises

What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box?
“Omg, donut seeds!”

He likes it! Hey Mikey!

Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

Cereals like wheat can’t trap steam and are made puffy through a process called gun-puffing, invented by Quaker Oats at the beginning of the 20th century.

I don’t eat sugary cereal.

The idea that you can merchandise candidates for high office like breakfast cereal – that you can gather votes like box tops – is, I think, the ultimate indignity to the democratic process.

I won the cereal competition because I had many Trix up my sleeve.

Ain’t no party like a cereal party!

I’m cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!

People are always disappointing. Thank god I have cereal.

What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box?
“Omg, donut seeds!”

The hippies became another corporate avatar, another mascot selling sugary cereal instead of free love.

The Breakfast of Champions isn’t cereal, it’s the competition!

When you accidentally step on a cheerio, you become a cereal killer.

Honey Smacks, a quite famous cereal, contains as much sugar as a Dunkin donut does.

I love cereal. I eat several bowls a day, mostly a few late at night.

I vant to eat your cereal!

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