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Cereal puns in 2025

The coldest cereal on the market is Frosties.

They’re Gr-r-eat!

Books have become products, like cereal or perfume or deodorant.

The breakfast of champions

What’s the difference between the Michigan Wolverines and cheerios?
One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn’t!

Two scoops of raisins.

Got more milky syllables than alphabet cereals.

Astronauts of Apollo 11, during the first moon landing, ate the Kellogg’s Corn Flakes aboard the rocket.

For whatever reason, I enjoy eating soggy cereal.

You can’t say your favorite kind of cake is birthday cake, that’s like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.

Q: Why does a Hawkeyes fan pour his cereal on a plate?
A: He lost his bowls.

Snap! Crackle! Pop!

Life is full of surprises

Life is full of surprises

What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box?
“Omg, donut seeds!”

He likes it! Hey Mikey!

Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

Cereals like wheat can’t trap steam and are made puffy through a process called gun-puffing, invented by Quaker Oats at the beginning of the 20th century.

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