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Cereal puns in 2025

Q: Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes?
A: The police thought it was a cereal killer.

Cereal is a medium through which we learn to confuse hunger with marketing.

Be with someone who has a different favorite cereal than you so they won’t eat all of yours.

Be a Fruit Loop in a world of Cheerios.

People ask me if I exercise. I tell them I do crunches — Captain Crunch and Nestle Crunch.

They’re magically delicious!

Books have become products, like cereal or perfume or deodorant.

Why do Wolverine players eat their Wheaties straight from the box?
They choke whenever they get near a bowl.

There used to be a fourth elf in the Snap, Crackle, Pop trio, known as “Pow!” to represent the huge nutritional value but just appeared in a couple of ads.

Cereal Killer

Follow my nose—it always knows

A poodle that only eats cereal is called a corn dog.

Better living through cereal.

You don`t get mood swings from eating cornflakes

People are always disappointing. Thank god I have cereal.

New Eearios
Breakfast of Champions

You don’t get mood swings from eating cornflakes.

When I’m feeling sorry for myself, I’ll eat Lucky Charms cereal. I like having sugar when I’m in that mood.

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