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Cereal puns in 2025

Better living through cereal.

You don`t get mood swings from eating cornflakes

People are always disappointing. Thank god I have cereal.

New Eearios
Breakfast of Champions

You don’t get mood swings from eating cornflakes.

When I’m feeling sorry for myself, I’ll eat Lucky Charms cereal. I like having sugar when I’m in that mood.

The Yeti usually has ice Krispies for breakfast.

I heard that Bran, the cereal company, is dying. I think they should go re Bran.

Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids!

Gotta have my Pops!

Why does a Wolverine fan pour his cereal on a plate?
– He lost his bowls.

Stays crunchy, even in milk.

I can cook—have you ever tasted my cereal?

Be a Fruit Loop in a world of Cheerios.

Back in the day, Trix cereal used to be little fruit shapes. Now they’re just round and boring… What if they’re still fruit shaped, but I just can’t see them because I’m a silly adult rabbit and Trix are for kids?!?!

It does a body good.

Magically delicious!

No matter what cereal it is
Boricuas be like con fleis!!!!

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