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Cereal puns in 2025

A cow usually prefers to eat moo-sli for breakfast.

A local donut shop started putting cereal on their donuts. When asked why they did it, they said: “having donuts with cereal is a very ce-real (surreal) experience.”

If you like soggy cereal, then we are not friends.

Cereal eating is almost a marker for a healthy lifestyle. It sets you up for the day, so you don’t overeat.

Q: Whats the difference between the Iowa State Cyclones and cheerios?
A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesnt!

Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids!

I didn’t come out of a cereal box.

Q: What does a snowman eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.

Why, if there is alphabet soup, do we not have punctuation cereal?

Philosophy is talk on a cereal box.

When I get excited, I too eat invisible cereal

Somebody finished off my box of cereal today. But there wasn’t a Shreddies of evidence.

Breakfast cereals that come in the same colors as polyester leisure suits make oversleeping a virtue.

Real pain is when you pour yourself a bowl of cereal and there is no milk.

I’m not too fond of not finishing my entire bowl of cereal. I think I have irritable bowl syndrome.

I’m coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs!

Brings out the tiger in you

About two percent of Americans add another cereal to their first, three percent add melted chocolate, four percent add ice cream, seven percent ass water, eight percent add juice, and forty-eight percent Americans add chocolate milk.

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