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Cereal puns in 2025

About two percent of Americans add another cereal to their first, three percent add melted chocolate, four percent add ice cream, seven percent ass water, eight percent add juice, and forty-eight percent Americans add chocolate milk.

You can’t say your favorite kind of cake is a birthday cake, that’s like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.

I don’t eat cereal actually… Frosted Flakes… that’s as close as I can get.

A thief’s preferred breakfast choice is steal-cut oats.

Sometimes you actually get caught in the web of things where people are talking about… what kind of breakfast cereal you like.

Dude, I would love some cereal right now.

Will eat cereal for breakfast.

Sunday Funday starts with cereal.

The breakfast of champions.

The cereal brand Kellogg’s, created Wheat Krispies and Wheat Flakes from homegrown wheat because of import restrictions to feed the Britishers during World War II.

I want to eat your cereal!

I love cereal. I eat several bowls a day, mostly a few late at night.

The NSA,
Can see everything you do on the internet and Everyone you talk to on your phone.
Why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

There’s a little bit of magic in every box!

Be a Fruit Loop in a world of Cheerios

Salvador Dali’s favorite thing to eat for breakfast is a bowl of surreal.

Serve happiness for breakfast!

They’re g-r-r-reat!

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