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Chair puns in 2025

I bought my mother in law a chair for her birthday…
– But my wife wouldn’t let me plug it in.

I usually sit on a computer 12 hours a day now… I think its bad for my health
– I should sit on a chair.

My father recently bought home a reclining chair from the furniture shop.
Neither my mother nor I liked it but my father wasn’t too concerned about it- he would just take it back.

A trip to the dentist
– A woman walks into a dentist’s office, sits down in the chair, pulls down her pants and spreads her legs.
The dentist says to her, “I think you’ve got the wrong place.
The gynecologist’s office is upstairs.” The woman says back, “No mistake.
You put my husband’s dentures in, and now you’re gonna get them out.”

Grandpa: what has 4 legs but isn’t alive?
Little Timmy: haha it’s a chair nice try gra-
Grandpa:it’s your dog Timmy he’s dead

I was looking for a job and ended up at the Employment centre.
– Being a carpenter, I asked if there were any furniture-related jobs, They asked me to take a seat.

What genre of music does an electric chair usually like listening to?
– It listens to death metal.

A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Do you have any last requests?
A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Do you have any last requests?

“Yes,” replies the murderer. “Can you please hold my hand?”

My wife hated my impulse purchase of an expensive revolving chair, but then she sat on it.
– Eventually she came around.

My husband wasn’t thrilled at the fact that I had bought an expensive revolving chair for my work from home.
– But, after using for a while, he came around.

What happened when you tried to sit on the old antique chair that you ordered all the way from Greece?
– The chair baroque.

A paralyzed man got a new set of legs from a death row inmate.
– Don’t worry, the other guy got the chair.

A drunk man walks into a bar
– Then into a table, and then into a chair.

When I was moving from one house to the other, I decided to donate all my old tables and chairs.
I guess I am just doing my bit for chairity.

Why did the police beat the black man after he was executed in the electric chair?
– He was resisting.

A woman walked into the dentist’s clinic very nervously and said, “I’m scared. I’d rather have a baby than get a tooth pulled out.”
– “Fine with me,” said the dentist, “but I’ll have to adjust the chair.”

When some of my office colleagues pranked me by stealing my chair, I decided that I am not going to take the prank sitting down.

Where does a kind chair spend most of their money?
– On chairity.

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