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Chair puns in 2024

A murderer is to be executed by electric chair and the priests asks if he has any last request.
– The man asks for the priest to hold his hand. Needless to say, the priest was shocked.

When the King Chair resigned from his role, there was a lot of rumors about who would take the throne as there were no chair apparent.

A dyslexic put a dinner roll on a chair before he sat down…
– It was a pad bun.

Hellen Keller walks in a bar
– And a wall, a chair and 3 people

The chair which could also act as a refrigerator was flagged by the Pollution Control Board.
– This was because it was supposedly releasing chairosol into the air.

What do you call a sitcom show on TV which has a chair in its lead role?
– You call it ‘The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Chair’.

I went to the dentist.
I sat down in the chair and he said, “Open up for me…”

“OK,” I said, “my parents don’t love me very much.”

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to turn on an electric chair?
– Ten. But number four will shock you

When my lover and I decided to get married, she stood by me at all times through every hardship.
She didn’t really have a choice
– because we could only afford one chair.

Why did the family put a chair beside the casket of their dead grandmother?
– They were waiting for rigor mortis to seat in.

When I was first married we were very poor, but my wife stood by me
– She had to – we only had one chair

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian, an Asian women and a girl in a wheel chair walk into a bar
– They are celebrating being on the cover of a middle school math book

I received a surprising reply when I asked my friend about his exercise routine.
He said he would simply pick up a large chair and put it down- this was his routine of seatups.

A blind guy walks into a bar…
…then a table, then a chair, then another chair…

A pretty lady in a restaurant just asked me if I was single and I happily replied yes
– She took the extra chair in front of me away

I have a carpenter friend who failed in his carpentry examination.
– I believe he is going to prepare and resit the test again.

What do you say when the police ask you to sit in the chair during an interogation and your lawyer advises you to deny everything?
You promptly reply, “This ain’t a chair!”

A priest asks the murderer at the electric chair….
-“Do you have any last requests?

-“Yes,can you please hold my hand?”

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