Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Chair puns in 2025

I usually sit on a computer 12 hours a day now… I think its bad for my health
– I should sit on a chair.

For charity, a chair was sent up into the sky with a help of a balloon.
The organizers named the event the Hot Chair Balloon.

What do you call Elvis Presley when he sings a song while sitting on a chair?
– You call him Pelvis Restly!

Judge: “You have been found unanimously guilty of using clickbait, and I sentence you to death by electric chair.”
– What happens next will shock you.

What do you call a good looking chair?
– Chair-is-matic!

I recently bought a recliner for myself.
I know that if I don’t like it, I can always take it back.

A blind man walks into a bar…
– and a table… and a chair.

A woman decides to surprise her husband at work, and walks into his office to find him talking on the phone and his very attractive secretary perched on his lap.
– As soon as he sees his wife, the husband speak into the phone, “And in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue running this office with only one chair.”

I was at a magic show recently where the magician had an act where he disappeared while sitting on a chair in front of our eyes.
Guess, he just vanished into thin chair.

What do you tell a person at the party who wants to dance? “Can I have your chair, please?”

I always get nervous before injections so I shut my eyes.
– I usually end up stabbing the chair.

What do 1900s muders and teenager’s dirty clothes have in common?
– They go to the chair

All the chairs were trapped inside one room by their enemies.
They were slow dying inside the room
– because the chair supply had been cut off.

Why can comedians never sit back on a chair while telling jokes to people?
– Because they do stand-up comedy!

My dad asked me: “Son, what has four legs and doesn’t breathe?”
I said “You’re not fooling me again dad, a chair”
He answered “No, your dog died”

A murderer is to be executed by electric chair and the priests asks if he has any last request.
– The man asks for the priest to hold his hand. Needless to say, the priest was shocked.

When the King Chair resigned from his role, there was a lot of rumors about who would take the throne as there were no chair apparent.

A dyslexic put a dinner roll on a chair before he sat down…
– It was a pad bun.

Follow us on Facebook