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Chair puns in 2025

My wife hated my impulse purchase of an expensive revolving chair, but then she sat on it.
– Eventually she came around.

My husband wasn’t thrilled at the fact that I had bought an expensive revolving chair for my work from home.
– But, after using for a while, he came around.

What happened when you tried to sit on the old antique chair that you ordered all the way from Greece?
– The chair baroque.

A paralyzed man got a new set of legs from a death row inmate.
– Don’t worry, the other guy got the chair.

A drunk man walks into a bar
– Then into a table, and then into a chair.

When I was moving from one house to the other, I decided to donate all my old tables and chairs.
I guess I am just doing my bit for chairity.

Why did the police beat the black man after he was executed in the electric chair?
– He was resisting.

A woman walked into the dentist’s clinic very nervously and said, “I’m scared. I’d rather have a baby than get a tooth pulled out.”
– “Fine with me,” said the dentist, “but I’ll have to adjust the chair.”

When some of my office colleagues pranked me by stealing my chair, I decided that I am not going to take the prank sitting down.

Where does a kind chair spend most of their money?
– On chairity.

A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.
Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain.
Yes, replied the murderer. Will you hold my hand?

I got in a fight with a guy in a wheel chair the other day
– He won’t be walking for weeks

I once tried to do a daredevil stunt by eating pieces of a broken chair.
Well, it didn’t really sit well with my digestive system and stomach.

What do you call a chair that is kept in a castle among the mountains?
– You call it a high chair.

I got a chair which acts up weirdly during stormy weather and gets all kinds of sores on it.
I think I shouldn’t have bought a Windsor chair.

Mexican word of the day: wheelchair
– Theirs only 1 taco left, so wheel chair.

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to turn on an electric chair?
– Ten. But number four will shock you.

My friend was astounded to see me having possession of one of the vintage recliners from the early 20th century.
I told him that my recliner and I go way back.

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