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Chair puns in 2025

My girlfriend broke up with me. So I took her wheel chair and…
– Guess who came crawling back.

One day, I went to take up a job at the furniture removal center.
When I reached there, the interviewer said, “Take a seat”.

Why did my rock band buddies love sitting on my father’s old chair?
– Because you know, it always rocked.

You have been charged guilty for clickbait, and will now have to use the electric chair
– What happens next will shock you

I couldn’t decide whether to use a chair or step stool to reach the top shelf…
– I went with the ladder.

My father would always store extra chairs in the garage
– so that we could be prepared if there were any emergency seat-uations.

As the chair realized that it was going to be chopped down to be used in making other furniture, it started singing the song ‘Love Will Chair Us Apart!”

A murderer is to be executed by electric chair and the priests asks if he has any last request.
– The man asks for the priest to hold his hand. Needless to say, the priest was shocked

My teacher said that we can learn about keeping ourselves motivated by citing a chair’s example.
She said that even if a chair is blown away in the storm, it still keeps itself uplifted.

Court decision: “I hereby find you guilty of clickbait, and sentence you to death by electric chair……
….what happens next will shock you.”

How many Buzzfeed employees does it take to operate an electric chair?
– 10, but 4 will shock you.

Apple decided to make a new hard and durable latop that could double down as a seat.
One of the designers had already thought of a name – Macbook Chair.

What do you say you got when you finally lay your hands on the chair that you wanted to buy for a long time?
– You say you got an arm chair.

A beautiful girl asked me in a restaurant,”Are you single?”
I Happily I replied,” Yes….”
She took away the extra chair in front of me.

Honey, I need you to come chair shopping with me!
– Because I’m a bad judge of chairacter.

I went to the market to buy a new chair for home and soon found myself a great chair with an amazing back rest.
– But, it would be an expensive choice so I decided to sit on it for some time and buy it later.

How many BuzzFeed workers does it take to turn on an electric chair?
– Thirteen. But number nine will shock you.

My paraplegic girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheel chair…
– Next thing I knew, she came crawling back to me

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