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Cheese puns in 2025

What do you call a fort made up of fresh cheese? Roquefort.

What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate? To brie or not to brie.

Call me cheesy, but I melt when I’m in your warm embrace.

What cheese can be used to encourage a bear? Camembert!

Why couldn’t the cheese sleep? He was scared there was a munster under the bed.

Set you mind at cheese

What did the cheese say about its boring job? I curd do it in my sleep!

Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a brie? I cheddar the world, and the feta cheese. Everybody’s looking for stilton.

Swiss cheese is always a neutral choice.

I find fifty shades of gruyere movie so cringe and cheesy. 

What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them? “You gouda brie kidding!”

I cut myself on a piece of cheese. It was sharp cheddar.

What cheese has a bit of an alcohol problem?
– Livarot!

What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
– Morbier.

Sweet dreams are made of cheese

What did the cheese say after a great date?

In queso emergency, eat cheese.

We live in a charming cottage cheese.

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