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Cheese puns in 2025

We live in a charming cottage cheese.

When it comes to eating cheese, there is no munster bigger than him.

Why aren’t there any movies about swiss cheese? because the plot has too many holes.

Don’t eat someone else’s cheesy chips.
– They’re nachos.

What cheese can be used to hide a horse?
– Mascarpone!

Swiss Cheese Paradox – Swiss cheese has lots of holes. The more holes you have, the less cheese you have. The more cheese you have, the more holes you have. Thus, the more cheese you have, the less cheese you have.

Blue cheese: A moldy, but a goodie.

What cheese do you need to be very cautious with?
– Caerphilly!

How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
– Caerphilly.

I ate so much cheese I have to Leyden.

It is quite cheesy to do. There is no rocket science behind this task.

You’re so cheesygoing

 This might sound so cheesy, but I think you are really grate.

The lo cheese tics manager didn’t sign in today.

Good things always come in cheese.

What kind of music does Swiss cheese listen to?
– Holy music

Cheese all that

What cheese can fly? Curds of prey!

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