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Cheese puns in 2025

What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date? “You make me melt.”

Never let a cheese lover rummage around in your fridge. You can bet they’re up to no gouda.

What does cheese say when it looks in the mirror?
– Halloumi!

What kind of cheese makes the best music?
– BrieoncĂŠ.

We eat sausage and cheese in Germany as a wurst kase scenario.

What’s a cannibal’s favourite cheese?
– Limburger!

This is the cheesiest caption I could find.

Set you mind at cheese.

What do you call a fort made up of fresh cheese? Roquefort.

What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate? To brie or not to brie.

Call me cheesy, but I melt when I’m in your warm embrace.

What cheese can be used to encourage a bear? Camembert!

Why couldn’t the cheese sleep? He was scared there was a munster under the bed.

Set you mind at cheese

What did the cheese say about its boring job? I curd do it in my sleep!

Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a brie? I cheddar the world, and the feta cheese. Everybody’s looking for stilton.

Swiss cheese is always a neutral choice.

I find fifty shades of gruyere movie so cringe and cheesy. 

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