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Chemistry puns in 2024

When I asked my mother why my father was coming home late from work recently, she replied that he was under a lot of pressure lately at the mines.

 If you want to calculate the number of moles in guacamole, then you will have to refer to the Avocado’s number!

 Chemistry teachers everywhere like to talk about ammonia while introducing students to chemistry because it is base-ic stuff.

I heard that the first date with potassium that oxygen went to turned out fine.
-The second time that oxygen went on a date with potassium was OK2.

When performing an exothermic experiment, it’s okay to feel the heat!

The ruler of Prussia advocated advancements in chemistry as he ruled with an ion fist.

The calm reagent told the angry reagent to stop over-reacting.

Avoid eating or biting elements in their raw state.
– They can leave a tungsten!

When the copper wanted to know aluminum’s problem, aluminum warned him not to metal in other’s lives.

My bright chemist brother received his wedding photons quite late.

 The authorities couldn’t put a shackle on forest fires, because the combustion was a chain reaction.

The double-bonded covalent compound was drowning.
– He cried out, “I’m diene”. His friend said, “I’m triene to save you.”

 Chlorine came to sodium and told her, “You complete me!”

Believe it or not, alcohols are homogeneous solutions, but it would be better if you don’t mix them up!

On his wedding anniversary, the chemist left a lovely card for his wife with the words, “Whenever I think of you, my heart bubbles.”

 We should never be trustful of atoms because they make up everything.

The stand-up comedian cracked some terrible chemistry jokes.
– He got a bad reaction from the audience.

The chemistry professor couldn’t see what was inside the beaker as it was Mt (Meitnerium).

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