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Chemistry puns in 2024

A photon went on a vacation, but he had no luggage.
-When asked why, he replied, “I carry light”.

The new student who joined our class said, “I was forced to choose chemistry as the other subjects argon”.

The element which signifies that trees are going to shed their leaves is Gold because it’s Au-tumn!

When Magnesium saw Oxygen, he said, “I was sure there was some chemical reaction between you and me
-OMg, I was right!”

When I went to the chemist’s shop, I asked the assistant about the drugs that can get rid of a viral infection.
-He replied, “Ammonia cleaner.”

I went to the local convenience store to buy some utensils for my kitchen.
-The shopkeeper said, “I zinc I know what you need!”

 The number of students in my chemistry class is tin.

 After losing an electron, the cation started feeling positive.

Students should always stop mass-ing around in the lab else they will spill chemicals over themselves.

When Carbon saw Oxygen, he gleefully commented on their friendship, “You and I have such a strong bond”.

My friend bought a special battery for a large sum of money.
– However, he now has to cell it at a much-reduced price!

Carbon is the best friend of many of the other 117 elements.
– I think it’s due to the fact that carbon bonds very well with everyone!

The chemistry teacher warned us never to consume rhodium because it can mess with our Rh-factor.

he little atom was a naughty boy who kept shouting at his little brother.
-So the father atom scolded him by saying, “You should never shout atom of your voice like that.”

The hard turning in the highways are the most oxidant prone area.
-So you should drive with caution.

The best thing about chemistry is, it is like a family.
-Everyone is well bonded with one another!

Chemists favor nitrates because they are way more affordable than the day rates.

After the fight ensued between the two students on who would win the platinum prize for the chemistry quiz, the quizmaster commented that this was petty.
-The chemistry teacher corrected him and said, “No, it is Pt.”

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