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Chemistry puns in 2025

 The number of students in my chemistry class is tin.

 After losing an electron, the cation started feeling positive.

Students should always stop mass-ing around in the lab else they will spill chemicals over themselves.

When Carbon saw Oxygen, he gleefully commented on their friendship, “You and I have such a strong bond”.

My friend bought a special battery for a large sum of money.
– However, he now has to cell it at a much-reduced price!

Carbon is the best friend of many of the other 117 elements.
– I think it’s due to the fact that carbon bonds very well with everyone!

The chemistry teacher warned us never to consume rhodium because it can mess with our Rh-factor.

he little atom was a naughty boy who kept shouting at his little brother.
-So the father atom scolded him by saying, “You should never shout atom of your voice like that.”

The hard turning in the highways are the most oxidant prone area.
-So you should drive with caution.

The best thing about chemistry is, it is like a family.
-Everyone is well bonded with one another!

Chemists favor nitrates because they are way more affordable than the day rates.

After the fight ensued between the two students on who would win the platinum prize for the chemistry quiz, the quizmaster commented that this was petty.
-The chemistry teacher corrected him and said, “No, it is Pt.”

The acid was disliked by everyone.
-He was A-mean-o acid.

We should not drink water while we are studying because water can dilute our concentration.

 I never thought that plan for lunch with my chemist buddies was at neon today.

When the chemist dropped his tooth in a beaker of water, he wittily commented that it had become a molar solution.

 The chemistry teacher survived through the drought because he subsisted on titration.

I like to tell a chemistry pun to my colleagues at the University.
-Sometimes, I even throw in one or two chemistry jokes, but I only do that periodically.

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