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Chemistry puns in 2025

I told my friends a chemistry joke, but they had no reaction to it.

We can easily differentiate between a chemist and a plumber just by asking them to pronounce ‘unionized’.

When the chemist died, his colleagues dug a grave to barium!

We had the chemistry department athletic meet today.
-My friend was confident of winning the 100m race, but I warned him, “Victory is bromine!”

When Iron Man visited the amusement park, he went straight for his favorite ride
-the ferrous wheel.

The thermometer congratulated the graduated cylinder but reminded him that he still had many more degrees than him.

A photon went on a vacation, but he had no luggage.
-When asked why, he replied, “I carry light”.

The new student who joined our class said, “I was forced to choose chemistry as the other subjects argon”.

The element which signifies that trees are going to shed their leaves is Gold because it’s Au-tumn!

When Magnesium saw Oxygen, he said, “I was sure there was some chemical reaction between you and me
-OMg, I was right!”

When I went to the chemist’s shop, I asked the assistant about the drugs that can get rid of a viral infection.
-He replied, “Ammonia cleaner.”

I went to the local convenience store to buy some utensils for my kitchen.
-The shopkeeper said, “I zinc I know what you need!”

 The number of students in my chemistry class is tin.

 After losing an electron, the cation started feeling positive.

Students should always stop mass-ing around in the lab else they will spill chemicals over themselves.

When Carbon saw Oxygen, he gleefully commented on their friendship, “You and I have such a strong bond”.

My friend bought a special battery for a large sum of money.
– However, he now has to cell it at a much-reduced price!

Carbon is the best friend of many of the other 117 elements.
– I think it’s due to the fact that carbon bonds very well with everyone!

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