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Chemistry puns in 2025

Chemists have a provocative nature.
– They hate neutral people and catalyze a situation to get good reactions.

When proton met electron, she told him, “Dude, why do you have to be so negative?”

The cutest ion with a positive charge is a cation.

Noble gases are the most carefree gases.
-They just don’t care to react to what others do!

One oxygen told his friend, “Come out to the pool party
– there are two hydrogens for every oxygen out there.”

A plant owned by a chemist grows into being a chemist’s tree

The class was very rowdy, and as a result, the chemistry teacher lost her mole-cule!

I wonder when a King or Queen burps, do we call it a noble gas?

I was a very negative minded person before.
-Now I have started working out and having protons and feel absolutely fine!

The electron wanted to enter the empty valence shell.
– But he was stopped as he couldn’t charge in like that.

With the chemistry exam coming, my professor told me that I needed to molecule my head.

Once, an organometallic compound went to a bar, and after a few drinks, he got epoxicated.

The comedian tanked at telling chemistry jokes at the show tonight because he was not in his element.

Sometimes, I have to take extra chemistry lessons after Church on Sunday.
– It is a mass-tly boring day.

The hipster chemical scientist injured his hand, picking up the hot beaker because he did it before it was cool.

While having a conversation, the mass spectrometry conveyed his condolences to the gas chromatograph by saying that breaking up is hard.

Researching on organic chemistry can be difficult, as one can run into alkynes of problems.

The chemist was very sad. Although he was good at cooking compounds, unfortunately, he could never taste what he cooked!

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