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Chemistry puns in 2025

The class was very rowdy, and as a result, the chemistry teacher lost her mole-cule!

I wonder when a King or Queen burps, do we call it a noble gas?

I was a very negative minded person before.
-Now I have started working out and having protons and feel absolutely fine!

The electron wanted to enter the empty valence shell.
– But he was stopped as he couldn’t charge in like that.

With the chemistry exam coming, my professor told me that I needed to molecule my head.

Once, an organometallic compound went to a bar, and after a few drinks, he got epoxicated.

The comedian tanked at telling chemistry jokes at the show tonight because he was not in his element.

Sometimes, I have to take extra chemistry lessons after Church on Sunday.
– It is a mass-tly boring day.

The hipster chemical scientist injured his hand, picking up the hot beaker because he did it before it was cool.

While having a conversation, the mass spectrometry conveyed his condolences to the gas chromatograph by saying that breaking up is hard.

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