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Chemistry puns in 2025

Chemists favor nitrates because they are way more affordable than the day rates.

After the fight ensued between the two students on who would win the platinum prize for the chemistry quiz, the quizmaster commented that this was petty.
-The chemistry teacher corrected him and said, “No, it is Pt.”

The acid was disliked by everyone.
-He was A-mean-o acid.

We should not drink water while we are studying because water can dilute our concentration.

 I never thought that plan for lunch with my chemist buddies was at neon today.

When the chemist dropped his tooth in a beaker of water, he wittily commented that it had become a molar solution.

 The chemistry teacher survived through the drought because he subsisted on titration.

I like to tell a chemistry pun to my colleagues at the University.
-Sometimes, I even throw in one or two chemistry jokes, but I only do that periodically.

The police would have caught the chemist who robbed the bank if only the bank security had scandium before.

I once needed a little money, so I approached my aunt.
-I simply said, “Anti-mony!”

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