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Chemistry puns in 2025

Chemists have a provocative nature.
– They hate neutral people and catalyze a situation to get good reactions.

When proton met electron, she told him, “Dude, why do you have to be so negative?”

The cutest ion with a positive charge is a cation.

Noble gases are the most carefree gases.
-They just don’t care to react to what others do!

One oxygen told his friend, “Come out to the pool party
– there are two hydrogens for every oxygen out there.”

A plant owned by a chemist grows into being a chemist’s tree

The class was very rowdy, and as a result, the chemistry teacher lost her mole-cule!

I wonder when a King or Queen burps, do we call it a noble gas?

I was a very negative minded person before.
-Now I have started working out and having protons and feel absolutely fine!

The electron wanted to enter the empty valence shell.
– But he was stopped as he couldn’t charge in like that.

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