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Chess puns in 2025

I bought a chessboard that is blank. Check it out.

I recently saw an old friend again. He happens to be a chess champion. I asked him how he was doing. All I did was check on the mate.

I want to make this be a knight to remember.

My chess-loving best friend who lives in Prague is my Czech mate.

I went out to dinner with a check champion the other night. It took her 20 minutes to pass the salt and pepper.

Just getting something off my chess.

I must have misplaced my queen after a chess game. I will need to check.

This was actually a movie that was made about playing cheese. It’s called the Dark Knight Rises.

I’ve got a strong right rook.

When I found a bird playing a game of chess, I asked, “Toucan play that too?”

I like the rook out of all the chess pieces. It is straightforward.

If you be my queen you will mate with me with your knight moves.

My friend and I own a business selling chess sets. When we both have to ring people up at the register, he becomes my check mate.

I recently got a job working at a 24 hour factory. It’s like a human chess game. I have to work knights this week.

Hot chess nuts!

When you have to move the horse in chess, you always have to take an L.

I beat the local chess champion in less than five moves. Mu karate lessons finally came in handy.

I like rooks. They’re straightforward.

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