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Chess puns in 2025

Feel free to adjust if you’re in a bind. Variants are always cool.

When the King started telling a bedtime story to all the chess pieces, he said, “Once a pawn a time…”

I have a pen pal that lives in Prague. She is my Czech mate.

Once up-pawn a time…

The white bishop piece in a game of chess the fastest chess piece because it is on F1.

A man in Africa was recently arrested for shooting at a huge chess set. Those big game hunters are nothing but trouble.

Love playing chess with people I meet in the park. Really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to take part, though.

If Bobby had written a Holy book on chess, it would contain the words “Please follow me, and I’ll make you a Fischer of men.”

We don’t expect to capture your heart, but this blitz of puns is a gambit we’re betting on.

You should never buy chess from a pawn shop.

I think I lost my king after the last chess game. I will need to check.

Don’t be a square.

A chess champ’s favorite starter is a Pawn cocktail.

My friend wanted to play chess and asked me if I had all of the pieces for the game. I told him I would have to check, mate.

If playing chess in the middle of the road with you is criminal then I want to commit that crime so that I can be locked with you in a room.

Before playing chess, Richard always says, “Reti or not, here I come!”

Sorry, we can’t cover everything. Fork-give us if we miss something.

The major part of the brain that is used to play chess is the pons.

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