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Chicken puns in 2024

Why don’t chickens have computers?
-Because they aren’t very good with teggnology!

What’s a hen’s favourite type of movie?
-A chick flick.

You are the wind beneath my chicken wings!

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road quickly?
– Because she was afraid someone would Caeser!

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?
-Roost beef.

We have great egg-spectations for these chicken puns.

To turn on the TV, just cluck on that button!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
-The cluck of the Irish!

How do eggs run?
-They scramble!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a ghost?
– A poultry-geist.

Where are the most eggs hatched?
-In Chick-ago!

Which day of the week do chickens hate the most?
-Fry-day.

A chick of the light.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
-A brick layer!

Your hendwriting has improved

Where will you find a chicken letter?
-In a hen-velope

I really can’t wing for losing!

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
-Because talk is cheep!

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