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Chicken puns in 2025

How do baby hens dance?
-From chick to chick!

I just opened a dating site for chickens.
-It’s not my main job, I’m just doing it make hens meet.

It’s going chick and fast.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
– An eggs-traterrestrial

Their kids are a real hendful

What’s a chicken’s favorite subject to study?
-Egg-onomics.

What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
-Hen-durance!

What do you call a mischievous chicken?
-A practical yolk-er.

Never misses a chick.

Where do tough chickens come from?
-Hard-boiled eggs!

Did you hear about the chicken who got caught when he cheated at Scrabble?
-His friends suspected fowl play.

We are in this together, through chick and thin.

A chicken and an egg walk into a bar… The bartender says, “Who’s first?”

The henter becomes the hented

What do you call a chicken from space?
– An egg-straterrestrial.

Trust me, this will bring out your inner comedi-hen.

I was making chicken broth, but I used the chicken’s funny bone
-You could say I made a laughing stock

You’re just a one chick pony!

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