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Chicken puns in 2025

What does a chicken wipe its beak with?
-A henkerchief!

 I made a chicken salad today, but the ungrateful bird wouldn’t eat it!

The plot chickens.

What is a chicken’s favorite landmark?
– Stone-hen-ge!

 It’s half past hen: time to break out your favorite chicken sayings.

Chick or treat.
-As in, are these puns a chick or a treat?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
-Because she wanted to get to the other slide!

What do you call a verse written by a chicken who is running?
-Poultry in motion.

Hey! How’s chicks?

How do baby hens dance?
-From chick to chick!

I just opened a dating site for chickens.
-It’s not my main job, I’m just doing it make hens meet.

It’s going chick and fast.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
– An eggs-traterrestrial

Their kids are a real hendful

What’s a chicken’s favorite subject to study?
-Egg-onomics.

What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
-Hen-durance!

What do you call a mischievous chicken?
-A practical yolk-er.

Never misses a chick.

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