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Chicken puns in 2025

Any chicken studying egg-onomics is sure to ace all his eggs-aminations.

I had eggs for breakfast… But I’m still feeling peckish!

Who wrote the book Great Egg-spectations?
-Charles Chickens!

Chick a sickie.

Where is the best place to find out about chickens?
– The hen-cyclopaedia

Why don’t you ever see a chicken with a brush?
– Because they already have a comb.

We are really in the chick of things!

Why couldn’t the hen find her eggs?
-Because she mislaid them!

What did the chicken do when the light turned green?
-They egg-celerated!

What do all the hens do on a Saturday night?
-Watch a chick flick.

This hen-semble of puns will definitely delight.

What is a chicken’s favourite tree?
– A y-oak tree.

Every chick in the book.

What does a chicken wipe its beak with?
-A henkerchief!

 I made a chicken salad today, but the ungrateful bird wouldn’t eat it!

The plot chickens.

What is a chicken’s favorite landmark?
– Stone-hen-ge!

 It’s half past hen: time to break out your favorite chicken sayings.

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