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Chilli puns in 2024

A protestor threw a bunch of spices on Jason “Pink” London, but all it did was leave him “Saged and Confused”.

I wrapped my pepper in a blanket because it was feeling a little bit chilli.

What do you get when you spice up date night?
– Netflix and Chilis.

My girlfriend told me to heat up the chilli in the fridge for dinner.
I asked if I wasn’t better off heating up the chilli in the microwave. No response.

Teacher: What are the seasons? Student: Salt, pepper, ginger …

A burglar broke into my house and took all my condiments, now I’m Spiceless in Seattle.

How do you know you in “love” with spicy food? After getting to third basil.

My girlfriend and I were just touring the farmer’s market – she said one of the tables had some red hot chilli peppers, and asked if I wanted some.
– I said, only if they’re givin’ ‘em away, givin’ ‘em away, givin’ ‘em away now.

Chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat they just want to read the pepper and spend thyme with the kids.

Here’s how to succeed in a project without chilli trying.

One day, tamarind, curry and ice were crossing the road. All of a sudden they heard a gunshot. Then, tamabrind ball, curry duck and ice-cream!

I asked the Korean grocer for something to spice up my meals, but I think I got a raw dill.

I was cooking dinner last night, and made a mild, vegetarian Chilli con carne.
I guess you could also call it a con.

You chilli got me.

Why do baby seals swim in salt water? Cause pepper water makes them sneeze.

Why are chilli peppers so irritating?
– Because they’re jalapeño face!

What did the salt shaker say to the graint of salt? Why you INSALT MEEE.

What does a good spice rack help you win?
– The Hunger Games.

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