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Chilli puns in 2025

What do you get when you spice up date night?
– Netflix and Chilis.

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My girlfriend told me to heat up the chilli in the fridge for dinner.
I asked if I wasn’t better off heating up the chilli in the microwave. No response.

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Teacher: What are the seasons? Student: Salt, pepper, ginger …

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A burglar broke into my house and took all my condiments, now I’m Spiceless in Seattle.

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How do you know you in “love” with spicy food? After getting to third basil.

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My girlfriend and I were just touring the farmer’s market – she said one of the tables had some red hot chilli peppers, and asked if I wanted some.
– I said, only if they’re givin’ ‘em away, givin’ ‘em away, givin’ ‘em away now.

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Chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat they just want to read the pepper and spend thyme with the kids.

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Here’s how to succeed in a project without chilli trying.

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One day, tamarind, curry and ice were crossing the road. All of a sudden they heard a gunshot. Then, tamabrind ball, curry duck and ice-cream!

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