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Chocolate puns in 2024

All the single chocolate bars had one favorite social media platform. It’s Kinder.

Q: What is a chocolate covered car called?
– A: A Ferrari Rocher

This will definitely come in candy.

The farmer decided to buy a brown cow because he wanted to sell chocolate milk.

I heard that one day George Michael accidentally dropped some chocolate bars. I guess, he was quite Careless with his Wispa.

I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.

Q: Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
– A: Because he lost his filling!

Chocolate coins are mint to be eaten.

The person who handled customer transactions in the Chocolate Bank quit his job. So the bank hired a Nutella.

The favorite chocolate of any Australian is Koala-ty street.

Q: What do cannibals eat for dessert?
– A: Chocolate covered aunts.

What do you call stolen cocoa?
– Hot chocolate.

I was wondering what cannibals eat for dessert. My friend just told me, “they eat chocolate-covered aunts.”

The type of candy bar that an employee craves before the weekend is a Pay Day.

I recently heard about a new chocolate arboreal marsupial bioluminescence. They named it cocoa-koala light.

Q: What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
– A: Nestle Crunk bar.

I’m chocolate to my appointment!

There is a famous chocolate factory in Malaysia that makes the best chocolate bars. It’s named ‘Oompa Lumpur’.

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