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Chocolate puns in 2025

Q: What fruit loves chocolate?
– A: A cocoa nut.

These days, shoes are called snickers.

The conspiracy theories convention was a lot like a box of chocolate. It was all full of nuts.

One day a chocolate chip went on a trip and its ship broke down. It found an island to live on, now known as the Desserted island.

Q: What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
– A: Plane Chocolate!

What is a French cat’s favorite dessert?
– Chocolate mousse.

I was at the airport and went to buy some chocolate. When I asked what kind of chocolate they had, they said, ‘Plane Chocolate.’

I saw that a few people were arguing over a little piece of orange chocolate. That was Terry vying.

I grew up in a tough neighborhood. People jumped out and put glacĂŠ cherries, chocolate sprinkles, and whipped cream on others all the time. I used to live in the gateau.

Q: What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
– A: chocolate chip wookiee.

Here you bar.

In the candy school, one candy never arrived on time. It was Choco-late.

I ate some chocolate without telling my mom. So she started scolding me when I said, “But, aren’t Chocolate coins mint to be eaten?”

I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast

Q: What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
– A: A mootation

Don’t fight with me over chocolate because I am not someone to be truffled with!

Every chocolate lover believes that 7 days without any chocolate makes one weak.

A pirate the other day accidentally spilled some of his chocolate drink inside a container of orange juice and he started singing “Yoo-hoo hoo in the bottle of an orange juice”.

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