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Chocolate puns in 2024

What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate?
– Decad-ant

My friend said she wanted to invest all her money into chocolate. So I told her, “you’ll just be putting your money behind bars”.

Archeologists in Egypt have recently discovered a pyramid that seems to be covered in hazelnuts and chocolate. It is being said that it’s the tomb of Pharaoh Rocher.

I ordered two chocolate clocks from Amazon a few weeks ago and they haven’t arrived yet. They’re sure taking their very sweet time getting here.

Q: What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
– A: Chocolate Chimp!

Double choc everything.

A car company came up with a hazelnut chocolate sports car last week. They decided to name it Ferrari Rocher.

A Korean martial artist was selling some chocolate bars. I asked if I could take two. He told me, “no, you can taek-won-do.”

Yesterday, I stole half of my friend’s Kit Kat. Today, they did the same to me. I guess it was Kit for Kat.

I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers

Q: What fruit loves chocolate?
– A: A cocoa nut.

These days, shoes are called snickers.

The conspiracy theories convention was a lot like a box of chocolate. It was all full of nuts.

One day a chocolate chip went on a trip and its ship broke down. It found an island to live on, now known as the Desserted island.

Q: What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
– A: Plane Chocolate!

What is a French cat’s favorite dessert?
– Chocolate mousse.

I was at the airport and went to buy some chocolate. When I asked what kind of chocolate they had, they said, ‘Plane Chocolate.’

I saw that a few people were arguing over a little piece of orange chocolate. That was Terry vying.

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