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Chocolate puns in 2025

Each slice of chocolate pie has about 3.14159265 grams of protein in it.

The spookiest kind of all the chocolate is Kinder Boo-enos.

Q: What type of bar is kid friendly?
– A: A chocolate bar.

What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
– A Kitty Kat bar.

The only bar which is kid-friendly is any kind of chocolate bar.

The baby chocolate birds were very happy when they finally found a tree to Nestle in.

What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
– Kitty Cat bar.

Q: Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
– A: He wanted chocolate milk.

That was really dairy of you to throw a chocolate bar at me in the street.

Our neighbor had a French cat which was eating dessert. It was a Chocolate mousse.

I was feeling pretty bad after eating my Jewish friend’s chocolate coin candy which he had bought to give to his kids at Hanukkah. I guess pangs of gelt still haunts me to this day.

I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.

What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE.

The judge in Candyland sentenced a criminal, but the criminal went to jail smiling because he loves chocolate bars!

The price of chocolate has recently skyrocketed. Last week, I bought a milky way, a mars, and a galaxy. The bill was unbelievably astronomical.

You should always use a Lindt roller to get chocolate off of your shirt.

Q: How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
– A: Turn off the lights.

If Bob has 30 chocolate bars and eats 25, what does he have?
– Diabetes.

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