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Chocolate puns in 2025

Our neighbor had a French cat which was eating dessert. It was a Chocolate mousse.

I was feeling pretty bad after eating my Jewish friend’s chocolate coin candy which he had bought to give to his kids at Hanukkah. I guess pangs of gelt still haunts me to this day.

I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.

What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE.

The judge in Candyland sentenced a criminal, but the criminal went to jail smiling because he loves chocolate bars!

The price of chocolate has recently skyrocketed. Last week, I bought a milky way, a mars, and a galaxy. The bill was unbelievably astronomical.

You should always use a Lindt roller to get chocolate off of your shirt.

Q: How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
– A: Turn off the lights.

If Bob has 30 chocolate bars and eats 25, what does he have?
– Diabetes.

The favorite chocolate bar of the Sun is the milky way.

If you cross chocolate, a big strawberry, ice, cold milk, and a giant pineapple in your free time on the weekend, you’d get the world’s greatest Sundae.

I asked my friend for one of their Kit Kat fingers, but they accidentally dropped it. It was actually a Butterfinger.

Q: What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
– A: Oompa Lumpur

You can only drink hot chocolate all year long if you are cocoa-nuts.

There was a fruit that loved eating chocolate. It was the cocoa nut.

During Christmas the chocolate tailor was worried if he could make enough clothes for his customers as he did not have enough lindt.

I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
– Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

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