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Chocolate puns in 2024

Every chocolate lover believes that 7 days without any chocolate makes one weak.

A pirate the other day accidentally spilled some of his chocolate drink inside a container of orange juice and he started singing “Yoo-hoo hoo in the bottle of an orange juice”.

Q: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
– A: A candy baa.

Which chocolate is in the Baseball Hall of Fame?
– Babe Ruth.

I once saw a few lambs all covered in chocolate. I called them Candy Baas.

The other day I had gone to see the world’s largest chocolate ice cream and I thought I’d definitely like to see any person top that.

All the single chocolate bars had one favorite social media platform. It’s Kinder.

Q: What is a chocolate covered car called?
– A: A Ferrari Rocher

This will definitely come in candy.

The farmer decided to buy a brown cow because he wanted to sell chocolate milk.

I heard that one day George Michael accidentally dropped some chocolate bars. I guess, he was quite Careless with his Wispa.

I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.

Q: Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
– A: Because he lost his filling!

Chocolate coins are mint to be eaten.

The person who handled customer transactions in the Chocolate Bank quit his job. So the bank hired a Nutella.

The favorite chocolate of any Australian is Koala-ty street.

Q: What do cannibals eat for dessert?
– A: Chocolate covered aunts.

What do you call stolen cocoa?
– Hot chocolate.

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