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Chocolate puns in 2025

In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.

Why did the donut visit the dentist?
– He needed a chocolate filling.

The chocolate couple got married, and they decided to rent a one-bedroom sweet on their summer honeymoon.

Once I was trying to open a Mars bar. I then discovered that Martians don’t go out for drinks.

A company once started making cat-shaped chocolates. They named it Kit Cat.

Q: What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
– A: A Kitty Kat bar.

What’s the best part of Valentine’s Day?
– The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.

A monkey’s favorite cookies are Chocolate Chimps.

One day all the chocolate bars planned and executed a surprise birthday party for their friend. They just wanted to hear “Wow! Oh, Henry! This is wonderful.”

Two wafers fell into a vat of chocolate. The first one pulled the second one out. the second one said, “Thanks, you’re a lifesaver!” The first one said, “Actually, I’m a Kit Kat.”

I’m chocolate to my appointment!

Q: What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
– A: Chocolate mousse

The electrician’s favorite ice cream flavor is shock-a-lot.

There was a guy who once tried eating 4 chocolate bars all at once. He became Mr Choke-a-lot.

The favorite chocolate bar of every bus driver is a Double Decker.

Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars.

I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn’t that funny. So I just snickered.

I recently got over my addiction to marshmallows, nuts, and chocolates. Not gonna lie, it was quite a Rocky Road.

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