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Chocolate puns in 2025

Q: What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
– A: The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.

For their dessert, most French cats like the chocolate mousse.

The basic difference between a brown cow that produces chocolate milk and a cow that produces normal milk is the color mootation.

The other day I was wondering if chocolate identifies as male or female. My friend told me it identifies as female because it’s preferred pronouns are ‘Her/she.’

What did you just call me?
– Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.

What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend?
– A PayDay.

We went to the chocolate factory, and the guide said that talking in there was frowned upon. So, when we were there, we needed to wispa.

I quite like breaking the rules. The other day, I had an After Eight just after half-past seven.

The favorite chocolate of any big movie star is GoDIVA.

Q: What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
– A: chocolate chip wookiee.

What is a monkey’s favorite cookie?
– Chocolate chimp.

If you dip a kitten in chocolate, what you’ll have is a kitty kat bar.

One day a jellybean decided that he wanted to go to school. Probably because he wanted to become a Smartie.

What should you do with a Kit Kat bar?
– Put it in your meowth.

The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.

Q: Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
– A: Because it was his bitter half.

The monkey that comes over at our place loves chocolate chimp.

The Oreo decided to go to the dentist. It was because it lost it’s filling.

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