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Chocolate puns in 2025

What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
– Kitty Cat bar.

Q: Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
– A: He wanted chocolate milk.

That was really dairy of you to throw a chocolate bar at me in the street.

Our neighbor had a French cat which was eating dessert. It was a Chocolate mousse.

I was feeling pretty bad after eating my Jewish friend’s chocolate coin candy which he had bought to give to his kids at Hanukkah. I guess pangs of gelt still haunts me to this day.

I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.

What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE.

The judge in Candyland sentenced a criminal, but the criminal went to jail smiling because he loves chocolate bars!

The price of chocolate has recently skyrocketed. Last week, I bought a milky way, a mars, and a galaxy. The bill was unbelievably astronomical.

You should always use a Lindt roller to get chocolate off of your shirt.

Q: How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
– A: Turn off the lights.

If Bob has 30 chocolate bars and eats 25, what does he have?
– Diabetes.

The favorite chocolate bar of the Sun is the milky way.

If you cross chocolate, a big strawberry, ice, cold milk, and a giant pineapple in your free time on the weekend, you’d get the world’s greatest Sundae.

I asked my friend for one of their Kit Kat fingers, but they accidentally dropped it. It was actually a Butterfinger.

Q: What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
– A: Oompa Lumpur

You can only drink hot chocolate all year long if you are cocoa-nuts.

There was a fruit that loved eating chocolate. It was the cocoa nut.

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