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Chocolate puns in 2025

I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast

Q: What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
– A: A mootation

Don’t fight with me over chocolate because I am not someone to be truffled with!

The other day I had gone to see the world’s largest chocolate ice cream and I thought I’d definitely like to see any person top that.

All the single chocolate bars had one favorite social media platform. It’s Kinder.

Q: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
– A: A candy baa.

Which chocolate is in the Baseball Hall of Fame?
– Babe Ruth.

I once saw a few lambs all covered in chocolate. I called them Candy Baas.

The farmer decided to buy a brown cow because he wanted to sell chocolate milk.

I heard that one day George Michael accidentally dropped some chocolate bars. I guess, he was quite Careless with his Wispa.

Q: What is a chocolate covered car called?
– A: A Ferrari Rocher

This will definitely come in candy.

The person who handled customer transactions in the Chocolate Bank quit his job. So the bank hired a Nutella.

The favorite chocolate of any Australian is Koala-ty street.

I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.

Q: Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
– A: Because he lost his filling!

Chocolate coins are mint to be eaten.

The type of candy bar that an employee craves before the weekend is a Pay Day.

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