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Chocolate puns in 2025

Q: Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
– A: Because nobody wants to quit.

For their summer holiday, the chocolate couple rented a two-bedroom sweet.

The half-dark half-milk chocolate was cried when it was partially eaten because they had eaten his bitter half.

The FDA recently mandated every chocolate has to at least contain 15% cacao instead of the regular 12%. It looks like they’ve raised the chocolate bar.

The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.

Q: What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
– A: A chocolate downie.

I once heard about a chocolate box thief who never left a clue at his crime scenes. In the press interview, the police said the thief has always got some Twix up his sleeve.

Each slice of chocolate pie has about 3.14159265 grams of protein in it.

The spookiest kind of all the chocolate is Kinder Boo-enos.

Q: What type of bar is kid friendly?
– A: A chocolate bar.

What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
– A Kitty Kat bar.

The only bar which is kid-friendly is any kind of chocolate bar.

The baby chocolate birds were very happy when they finally found a tree to Nestle in.

What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
– Kitty Cat bar.

Q: Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
– A: He wanted chocolate milk.

That was really dairy of you to throw a chocolate bar at me in the street.

Our neighbor had a French cat which was eating dessert. It was a Chocolate mousse.

I was feeling pretty bad after eating my Jewish friend’s chocolate coin candy which he had bought to give to his kids at Hanukkah. I guess pangs of gelt still haunts me to this day.

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