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Chocolate puns in 2025

Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.

Q: How sweet is only for girls?
– A: Her-shey’s kisses.

I always have a couple of Twix up my sleeves

An ant suddenly fell into a tub full of chocolate. It’s now known as the decad-ant.

All the ghouls like one particular chocolate. It’s Hearse-sheys.

Q: How do you know it’s cold outside?
When you milk a brown cow you get
– A: chocolate ice cream.

What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?
– A candy baaa.

The best way of knowing if it’s too cold outside is if you milk any brown cow and you just get chocolate ice cream.

My brother wanted to make chocolate. I gave him the chemical formula of molecules in sweets. I just said, “Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe is the formula.”

Count Chocula’s favorite rapper is O.T. Genasis. That’s because he is in love with the cocoa.

Q: Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
– A: Because nobody wants to quit.

For their summer holiday, the chocolate couple rented a two-bedroom sweet.

The half-dark half-milk chocolate was cried when it was partially eaten because they had eaten his bitter half.

The FDA recently mandated every chocolate has to at least contain 15% cacao instead of the regular 12%. It looks like they’ve raised the chocolate bar.

The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.

Q: What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
– A: A chocolate downie.

I once heard about a chocolate box thief who never left a clue at his crime scenes. In the press interview, the police said the thief has always got some Twix up his sleeve.

Each slice of chocolate pie has about 3.14159265 grams of protein in it.

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