Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Chocolate puns in 2025

Q: If Bob has 30 chocolate bars and eats 25, what does he have?
– A: Diabetes.

Talking is frowned at in the local chocolate factory, so I only wispa when I get there.

The other day, an interviewer asked the astronauts about their favorite type of chocolate. They all said “the Mars bar”.

I made a half-gallon of tea last night mixing it with some chocolate. It wasn’t really chocolate, it just was a little chocolate-tea.

I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts.I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.

What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate?
– Decad-ant

My friend said she wanted to invest all her money into chocolate. So I told her, “you’ll just be putting your money behind bars”.

Archeologists in Egypt have recently discovered a pyramid that seems to be covered in hazelnuts and chocolate. It is being said that it’s the tomb of Pharaoh Rocher.

I ordered two chocolate clocks from Amazon a few weeks ago and they haven’t arrived yet. They’re sure taking their very sweet time getting here.

Q: What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
– A: Chocolate Chimp!

Double choc everything.

A car company came up with a hazelnut chocolate sports car last week. They decided to name it Ferrari Rocher.

A Korean martial artist was selling some chocolate bars. I asked if I could take two. He told me, “no, you can taek-won-do.”

Yesterday, I stole half of my friend’s Kit Kat. Today, they did the same to me. I guess it was Kit for Kat.

I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers

Q: What fruit loves chocolate?
– A: A cocoa nut.

These days, shoes are called snickers.

The conspiracy theories convention was a lot like a box of chocolate. It was all full of nuts.

Follow us on Facebook