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Chocolate puns in 2025

I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast

Q: What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
– A: A mootation

Don’t fight with me over chocolate because I am not someone to be truffled with!

Every chocolate lover believes that 7 days without any chocolate makes one weak.

A pirate the other day accidentally spilled some of his chocolate drink inside a container of orange juice and he started singing “Yoo-hoo hoo in the bottle of an orange juice”.

Q: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
– A: A candy baa.

Which chocolate is in the Baseball Hall of Fame?
– Babe Ruth.

I once saw a few lambs all covered in chocolate. I called them Candy Baas.

The other day I had gone to see the world’s largest chocolate ice cream and I thought I’d definitely like to see any person top that.

All the single chocolate bars had one favorite social media platform. It’s Kinder.

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