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Chocolate puns in 2025

Q: What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
– A: Chocolate Chimp!

Double choc everything.

A car company came up with a hazelnut chocolate sports car last week. They decided to name it Ferrari Rocher.

A Korean martial artist was selling some chocolate bars. I asked if I could take two. He told me, “no, you can taek-won-do.”

Yesterday, I stole half of my friend’s Kit Kat. Today, they did the same to me. I guess it was Kit for Kat.

I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers

Q: What fruit loves chocolate?
– A: A cocoa nut.

These days, shoes are called snickers.

The conspiracy theories convention was a lot like a box of chocolate. It was all full of nuts.

One day a chocolate chip went on a trip and its ship broke down. It found an island to live on, now known as the Desserted island.

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