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Chocolate puns in 2025

I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.

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What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE.

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The judge in Candyland sentenced a criminal, but the criminal went to jail smiling because he loves chocolate bars!

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The price of chocolate has recently skyrocketed. Last week, I bought a milky way, a mars, and a galaxy. The bill was unbelievably astronomical.

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You should always use a Lindt roller to get chocolate off of your shirt.

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Q: How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
– A: Turn off the lights.

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If Bob has 30 chocolate bars and eats 25, what does he have?
– Diabetes.

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The favorite chocolate bar of the Sun is the milky way.

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If you cross chocolate, a big strawberry, ice, cold milk, and a giant pineapple in your free time on the weekend, you’d get the world’s greatest Sundae.

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I asked my friend for one of their Kit Kat fingers, but they accidentally dropped it. It was actually a Butterfinger.

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