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Christmas puns in 2025

I’m a gangsta wrappa

Treat yo’ elf.

All I want for Christmas is booze

This fire is so cozy, the snuggle is real.

May your days be meowy and bright

Santa can’t take a nonstop, he has to take a sleigh-over

Snow thanks, I’ve had enough roast for one night.

Sending Christmas Fishes

The Christmas stockings are sometimes overwhelmed, but they’re hanging in there.

She my wrap queen, let her hit the bando

I fought to use my vacation leaves for the holidays because I promised my family I’d be gnome for Christmas.

Merry Getsmashed!

Line up, kids, cause I’m about to make it rein.

Merry catmas!

I have no ideer how’s it’s Christmas already

I didn’t think this party would be such a drag, I’m snow bored.

We fish you a merry Christmas.

As Mrs. Claus knows, good things come to those who bake.

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