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Clock puns in 2025

They Are making a movie about clocks.

– It’s about time.

Why couldn’t you keep the alarm clock in a jail?
– Because it kept running out.

How can you tell when your clock is really hungry?
– It goes back four seconds.

If I wanted to have the time of my life,
– I would work in a clock shop.

So I thought about trying to eat a clock one day. After about 13 tries, I realised this was very time consuming

Where did the clock finish the race?
– Probably wherever it wound up.

Do you know, the duck wakes up at the quack of the dawn.

My clock at home stopped working. Turns out it just needed a hand to get going.

I used to have a friend who kept changing the sound that his alarm clock made. I wonder what he’s getting up to now?

isn’t eating a clock time consuming

My friend finally thought of a clock joke.
– It is about time!

I heard a great time travel joke tomorrow.

I was going to look for my missing watch,
– but I could never find the time.

I love grandfather clocks big time.

How did the street clock address the tower clock?
– “High there!”

Why did the cuckoo come out of its little clock door?
– Because it was its time to shine.

A man I know tried to make a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time.

I can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in..

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