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Clock puns in 2024

what did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
– WATCH OUT!!!

What is a grandfather clock called?
– An old-timer.

Why did the boy hold his watch in front of the mirror?
– Because it was reflection time.

I keep meaning to look for my missing watch but I can never find the time.

I held up my clock to a mirror. It was time for reflection.

I told my friend to look at the clock then I said. ” is this a bad time

I am so sure that the clock is hungry. It goes back four seconds.

The robber looked at the watchdog in a watch shop and yelled, “Hands up”.

I can’t believe I got fired from the watch factory after all the extra hours I put in.

When a clock goes forward, it’s tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, its tactic!

Why did the clock out the library?

– It tocked to much

How would I react if you get me an alarm clock as a gift?
– I’d be alarmed.

Yesterday I bought six watches.
– You could say I have a lot of time on my hands.

Why didn’t the clock work?
– It needed a hand.

Why did the boy 👦 throw the clock 🕒 out the window?

– He wanted to see time fly.

What would a robber say to the clock?
– Hey you, hands up!

Why do you think the scientist immersed his watch in the flask?
– He wanted to achieve a timely solution.

I say, they’re finally making a movie about clocks. It’s about time.

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