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Clock puns in 2025

When a clock goes forward, it’s tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, its tactic!

Why did the clock out the library?

– It tocked to much

How would I react if you get me an alarm clock as a gift?
– I’d be alarmed.

Yesterday I bought six watches.
– You could say I have a lot of time on my hands.

Why didn’t the clock work?
– It needed a hand.

Why did the boy 👦 throw the clock 🕒 out the window?

– He wanted to see time fly.

What would a robber say to the clock?
– Hey you, hands up!

Why do you think the scientist immersed his watch in the flask?
– He wanted to achieve a timely solution.

I say, they’re finally making a movie about clocks. It’s about time.

“At the third stroke, it will be six o’clock, my precious.” My new Tolkein Clock.

Why did jimmy throw his clock out the window?
– because he wanted to see time fly.

If you play a clock in a drama, you might just end up in a time-consuming act.

The watchdog sat on a pin. I am sure it was springtime for him.

Ever tried eating a clock?
– It’s very time consuming

I saw a billboard with a picture of a clock on it. I guess that’s a sign of the times.

What did the minute Hand say to the hour hand?

– Why are you so tall

What would an unwound clock say to the owner?
– It’s about time, boss.

I got a new 24-hour clock yesterday and it’s broken already. It only lasted a day.

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