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Clock puns in 2025

I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

What does a clock do when he’s still hungry?

– He goes back “four” seconds!

Digital clock entered happily in the room and excitedly said to its grandfather clock, “Look, grandpa, I have no hands”.

Nana said it was time for me to reflect, so I stood in front of the mirror with the wristwatch in one of my hands.

The robber broke into the clock shop and shouted ‘hands up’.

There’s a competition to find the country’s best time piece. I’ve put my clock forward.

have you tryed eating a clock…its TIME CONSUMING

I told me friends that 6.30 am is hands down the best time of the day.

I held my wristwatch up to the mirror.
– It was time for reflection.

What did the robber say to the clock?
– Hands up!

what did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
– WATCH OUT!!!

What is a grandfather clock called?
– An old-timer.

Why did the boy hold his watch in front of the mirror?
– Because it was reflection time.

I keep meaning to look for my missing watch but I can never find the time.

I held up my clock to a mirror. It was time for reflection.

I told my friend to look at the clock then I said. ” is this a bad time

I am so sure that the clock is hungry. It goes back four seconds.

The robber looked at the watchdog in a watch shop and yelled, “Hands up”.

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