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Clock puns in 2025

Interesting to hear about plans to install a clock face on the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It will have the time and the inclination.

What type of clock is both cringe and an app?

– Tik Tok.

My small brother came running to the room and threw the clock out the window.
– He wanted to see time fly.

When the past, present and future go camping they always argue.
– It’s intense tense in tents.

What do you call a story that one clock tells to another?
– Second hand information.

Had a look at the cuckoo clocks.
– Tickety boo.

What happens when a clock is hungry?
– It always goes back four seconds.

What would a watch ask the clock?
– “Hour you doing?”

The man across the street is always sitting on his clock. He says he wanted to be on time.

What do a pedophile and a clock have in common…
– neither of them go pass 12.

What do Time Clocks like to play?
– Tick Tock Toe.

What will happen if you annoy a clock?
– It will get ticked off!

My sister was running out of time, so she bought a lot of watches.
– Now she has a lot of time on her hand.

I asked the boss if I could leave early and he said yes as long as I made up the time.
– I said ‘sure, it’s half past 13’.

Why did sally fall of the swing-someone chucked a brick at her. Why did sally through a clock out the window-she had brain damage from the brick.

I would tell you a joke about a clock but it’s a wast of time 😄😄

One clock narrated the story of his clock friend to another clock. It was second-hand information.

A friend bought me a watch for my birthday, but it stopped working the second day.
– I’ve not told them yet. It’s never the right time.

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