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Clock puns in 2025

If her age is on the clock she gets the cock

Why do you think there was a clock in the forest?
– Because it was a time-out.

It is never good to talk about secrets around a watch because time will tell.

My best friend and I played hide and seek today. It went on for hours. Good friends are hard to find.

What did the robber say to the clock?

– Hands up!

I don’t have time to write this joke.

My mother has a fascinating, tense clock. But it is all wound up.

Light travels faster than sound. Turns out that’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

They’re finally making a movie called clocks. It’s about time.

Why did the kid throw the clock out the window he wanted to see time fly

What did tick ask the clock?
– “What are you tocking about!”

What time would it be if an Elephant sat on the watch?
– It sure would be a time to buy a new watch.

Whatever you do, don’t tick off the clock.

I heard that the British Horological Society was looking for nominations for new members, so I put my clocks forward.

How do you kill time

– Easy taking alarm clock and an assault rifle

Why should you never eat a clock?
– Because it is a time-consuming process.

My sister was nervous as she sat on her watch. When I asked her,
– she said, “Mommy wanted me to be on time”.

I wanted to do some over time at work. So I put the clock under my desk.

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