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Clock puns in 2025

They’re finally making a movie called clocks. It’s about time.

Why did the kid throw the clock out the window he wanted to see time fly

What did tick ask the clock?
– “What are you tocking about!”

What time would it be if an Elephant sat on the watch?
– It sure would be a time to buy a new watch.

Whatever you do, don’t tick off the clock.

I heard that the British Horological Society was looking for nominations for new members, so I put my clocks forward.

How do you kill time

– Easy taking alarm clock and an assault rifle

Why should you never eat a clock?
– Because it is a time-consuming process.

My sister was nervous as she sat on her watch. When I asked her,
– she said, “Mommy wanted me to be on time”.

I wanted to do some over time at work. So I put the clock under my desk.

Interesting to hear about plans to install a clock face on the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It will have the time and the inclination.

What type of clock is both cringe and an app?

– Tik Tok.

My small brother came running to the room and threw the clock out the window.
– He wanted to see time fly.

When the past, present and future go camping they always argue.
– It’s intense tense in tents.

What do you call a story that one clock tells to another?
– Second hand information.

Had a look at the cuckoo clocks.
– Tickety boo.

What happens when a clock is hungry?
– It always goes back four seconds.

What would a watch ask the clock?
– “Hour you doing?”

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