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Clown puns in 2024

How was the circus fire?
– It was in-tents.

Why did the elephant leave the circus?
– He was tired of working for peanuts.

A clown at the circus gave me some free popcorn.

– That was a very kind jester.

What do you call a clown who went to jail?
– A sili-con!

Why did the clown feel sad looking at the balloon?
– Because of inflation, he could not buy it.

Saw a group of pheasants & partridges dressed as clowns.
– I thought, “they’re game for a laugh”.

Lots of people don’t like my clown baton.

– But I think it’s my jest stick.

To the people who don’t take the fear of clowns seriously…
– Coulrophobia is no laughing matter.

I think I’m going to start a clown shoe business.
– But it’s no small feat!

What was the name of the fish that tasted funny?
– Clownfish.

How is the clown’s shoe business going?
– Intense, as it’s no small feet!

What happened when the lion ate the clown?
– He felt funny!

What’s left of a clown after a bear attack?

– Just his funny bone.

I met my husband on the net.
– We were both terrible at trapeze!

How did the clown count his money?
– Pennywise.

In the circus, who can see in the dark?
– Acro-bats.

Did you hear about the circus clown funeral?
– All his friends came in one car.

Did you hear about the guy who got an ear transplant from a clown?

– He had a happy new ear.

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