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Clown puns in 2025

Why did the circus manager made the clowns undress in his office?

– Because he was fond of comic strips.

What do you get when you boil a clown?
– A laughing stock!

Which city was ruled by all the clowns?
– Honk-konk.

Why are circus clowns often stressed?
– Because their job is in tents.

Thousands of clowns were killed today in the worst seismic event of the past 100 years.
– Scientists are calling it the mirthquake of the century.

I saw a group of pheasants and partridges dressed as clowns the other day and,
– I thought, “they’re game for a laugh!”

Why did the clown get suspended from his job?
– Because he was fooling everyone.

What would you call it if a man sends a clown to deliver flowers to his wife?
– A romantic jester.

Why did the clown cross the road?
– To get his rubber chicken!

Why did the clown cross the road?

– To get his rubber chicken.

I went to the fancy dress shop to buy a clown outfit, but I couldn’t decide on the accessories.
– I let the salesman pick my nose.

Why did the people run away from the clown?
– Because he smelled funny!

Why did the clown cross the road?
– To get his rubber chicken.

Two clowns are eating a cannibal.
– One turns to the other and says, “I think we got this joke wrong.”

Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
– They taste funny

What’s the funniest fish?
– A clownfish!

How do you cheer up a sad clown?
– Take him to an orthopedic surgeon to fix his funny bone.

Went to the circus and saw some clowns with tightrope walkers.
– Oddest flavour of crisps yet.

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