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Clown puns in 2024

What did the egg say to the clown?
– You crack me up!

The best insult ever is, “Who is this clown?”

Because…

– You are calling them a clown.

– You are saying they are not even a well-known clown.

Why was the lopsided circus clown looking for another piece of cheese?
– He only had one stilt-on!

What kind of fever did the clown have?
– Juggle fever.

What happened at the egg contest when one of the clowns had a cracked egg?
– The other clown said, “The yokes on you.”

What happened when the magician got mad?
– She pulled her hare out!

Did you ever hear about the unfunny clown?

– He tried ten times to make the audience laugh, but no pun in ten did.

Today I went out with only half of my face painted like a clown.
– Not everyone saw the funny side!

Why are all the clowns busy?
– Because they got funny business to handle!

What material is a clown’s costume made from?
– Poly Jester.

What do you call a clown who never sits down?

– A stand-up comedian.

Did you hear about the clown who was sacked from the circus?
– He’s suing for funfair dismissal.

Who had big shoes to fill?
– The circus clown.

Why was the clown’s mortgage turned down?
– Because he could not afford the clown payments!

Did you hear about the human cannonball?
– He got fired!

I ate a clown fish yesterday.

– It tasted funny.

Did you hear about the naughty clown who ran away with the circus?
– The ringmaster made him bring it back!

How does one escape when attacked by a gang of clowns?
– Just go for the juggler!

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